Disclaimer
The
content
on
this
Web
site
has
been
written
for
entirely
satirical
purposes,
which
is
why
its
premises,
opinions,
and
assertions
are
so
deliberately
outlandish
that
no
one
who
is
clear
on
the
concept
and
process
of
putting
on
pants
in
the
morning
would
confuse
them
with
libel,
slander,
defammation
of
character,
malice
aforethought,
or
even
prophecy.
This
is
in
accordance
with
the
same
1st
Amendment
tenets
upheld
by
the
United
States
Supreme
Court
in
Jerry
Falwell
v.
Larry
Flynt,
and
while
Reverend
Falwell's
name
probably
appears
on
this
site
somewhere,
we
make
no
disparaging
remarks
about
his
mother.
Factual
representations
from
this
site,
such
as
a
celebrity
engaging
in
tawdry
behavior
at
a
nightclub
or
crowing
about
how
Scientology
helps
their
bowel
movements,
are
not
made
up
out
of
whole
cloth,
and
are
either
quoted
or
cited
from
other
published
sources,
with
attribution.
This
site
is
purely
for
the
purposes
of
benign,
harmless
amusement
and
waxing
our
Freedom
of
Speech
pickle.
Enjoy
it--that's
what
it's
here
for.
-The
Management
Virtually
condemn
your
most-loathed
celebrity,
relative,
or
backstabbing
weasel
ex-friend!
Try
it--it's
a
scream,
and
very
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