For
Immediate
Release:
2.5.01
DeadAir
2003
Announces
Catering
Partnership
With
Cincinnati's
Premier
Gay
Sports
Eatery,
Pfisters
Portland,
OR
-
Feb.
05,
2003
-
In
a
continued
effort
to
provide
its
guests
with
nothing
but
the
finest
in
creature
comforts,
DeadAir
2003
this
week
announced
that
it
has
entered
into
partnership
with
upscale
Cincinnati
gay
sports
eatery,
Pfisters,
to
handle
all
meal
service
on
DeadAir
2003
and
DeadAir
2.
DA2k3
Co-Founders/Spokespersons/Committee
Chairs,
Lori
S.
and
B.
Kelter,
state,
"DeadAir
is
all
about
elegance,
and
we
spare
no
expense
in
ensuring
that
our
Valued
Guests
enjoy
nothing
but
the
finest
in
tony
pampering,
and
that
includes
the
delectable
cuisine
we're
committed
to
presenting
our
passengers
who
very
soon
will
see
nothing
in
the
eternal
buffet
before
them
but
endless
turreens
of
crow
and
platters
of
humble
pie
for
the
arrogant,
callous
lives
they've
led.
Surely,
neither
selection
will
be
to
their
taste,
so
it's
the
least
we
can
do
to
make
their
last
earthly
meal
a
symphony
of
the
delicious!"
Pfisters,
International,
President
and
CEO,
B.
Noss,
offers
convincingly
that
gay-oriented
cuisine
is
ideal
for
the
DeadAir
guests
not
only
because
of
its
inherent
gentility
and
unwavering
ambrosial
excellence,
but
that
its
cachet
might
ease
tensions
and
perhaps
help
initiate
a
comfortable,
honest
exchange
between
Trent
Lott,
Jesse
Helms,
Rick
Santorum,
David
Copperfield,
and
other
DeadAir
guests
who
may
be
bashful
when
it
comes
to
addressing
the
true
nature
of
their
sexual
orientation.
View
Pfisters
DeadAir
2003
Dead
Air
2
menu
Virtually
condemn
your
most-loathed
celebrity,
relative,
or
backstabbing
weasel
ex-friend!
Try
it--it's
a
scream,
and
very
cathartic! |
