DeadAir 2012: Oh. The humanity.

"Pray for your own DeadAir 2012 nominees!"Yes, this plane has a date with destiny, and no amount of incense, incantation, chanting, goat's blood, divine intervention, or prayer can change that. But destiny is a delicate thing, and even if nothing can stand in the way of the grand event, the finer details are malleable and subject to the ever-shifting sands of circumstance. How many forlorn souls are stewing in a distant afterworld right now, wishing they'd resisted the unbidden allure of the road less travelled and stayed home and watched television instead? Some roads are, after all, less travelled for a reason.

Here's your chance to play God; to perhaps sow a seed of despair for someone whose garden should be choked with its weeds. Who needs to be on this plane? Who needs to be beneath it? Would a different seating arrangement produce a more effective drag coefficient as the plane hurtles towards its fiery doom? Does Gilbert Gottfried have a twin brother who somehow escaped our notice? Never underestimate the power of suggestion or the boundless possibilities of telepathy and energy projection.

So give it a whirl. What's the worst that can happen--someone dies?

NOTE: Please be passionate and articulate. If we find your argument persuasive, we'll list you prominently in our coming-soon "Adopt-A-Casualty/Rescue-A-Casualty" page!

Passenger Recommendation
Your name:
Your email:
This (select one) bitch   bastard   needs to die.
Their name:
And we should know them because:
Their most notorious transgression:
If you chose "Other" please specify:  
You would like to see them:
Your most eloquent, compelling argument for their inclusion:
Exclusion/Seating Reassignment Recommendation:
Excluded Reseated
If you're suggesting their exclusion, it's because:
If reseated, they should sit with:
Because, quite frankly:

What else is on your mind? Please--we value your input!.

That's all there is to it. Send it away (please be patient--the submission may take a moment.)

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